Wednesday, June 11, 2008

google.com and http error

Google .com and HTTP Error

Our deep Hindu philosophy has taught us that everything has two sides. The two sides of the same coin types. So, if there is google .com that pops up with all sorts of information, there is HTTP error to balance it out.
So is with the newspapers. With their share of google .coms and HTTP errors. Well, the errors outnumber the googles. Not, that it matters. After all, google is only information, available at the click of a mouse that remains there only till the next click clicks the first one out. This does not signify wisdom. After all, in the business of the news paper, that is used for wrapping up samosas and cleaning baby shit the next day, who requires the wise? They could only be a burden. What if they refuse to disappear with the click of the mouse, the system would fall into deep trouble.
In the world of googles and https, every one paves way for every one else, it’s a different matter that the hidden bugs, at times, eat up the entire work. Like termites, without even making a click sound.

Like the http error landscape of the computer, the people with this character look like an empty screen, with a mind that resounds with hollowness. Since there is a strong echo in the sounds produced by hollowness, all the http errors walk with a swagger that reflects the bloated contours of their hollowness. With the hair of a porcupine, the http error completes the picture of ignorance personified, glorified and deified.
and, we get to see them everyday, spoiling mornings, in print.

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